Since 1983. 30 and over it. Model behavior. Golden Girl. Hypochondriac. Hot Mess. Writer. Redhead. Mental Case. General Asshole.

"Now excuse me, while I play the grand piano."

 

This is my grandmother Doris. On Sunday, she was admitted to JFK Medical Center, thinking she had a stroke. On Monday it was discovered that she has three brain tumors, which have caused her brain to swell and are affecting her cognitive abilities. She can’t really talk, and she does not recognize who we are. She is sick, scared, and hurting. It is still not clear what if any treatment will be available that she can have. I never post things like this. If you know/follow me you know. But this woman is so special to me, and I love her something fierce. I’m asking that prayers, thoughts, and positive vibes, whatever be sent her way.

This is my grandmother Doris. On Sunday, she was admitted to JFK Medical Center, thinking she had a stroke. On Monday it was discovered that she has three brain tumors, which have caused her brain to swell and are affecting her cognitive abilities. She can’t really talk, and she does not recognize who we are. She is sick, scared, and hurting. It is still not clear what if any treatment will be available that she can have. I never post things like this. If you know/follow me you know. But this woman is so special to me, and I love her something fierce. I’m asking that prayers, thoughts, and positive vibes, whatever be sent her way.

killoyatthedisco:

esotericbeefarmer:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.

I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an adult with my own money who gets to make his own decisions.

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Yes.

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Hell yes.

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Hell.

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Fucking.

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Yes.

I am so, so proud of you.

I want to be like this when I’m older

SHAME ON YOU FOR NOT BUYING THE GRANDS AND BAKING THEM WHILST EATING COOKIE DOUGH 

Middle Class Problems

lifehacksandfacts:

(LOL) #5 He Bought A Jeep?

We know it might be hard, but hold your head high young lady! Don’t let your middle class woes get you down. We might need to label this one “#ungrateful”.

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IM SORRY BUT JEEPS COST AS MUCH AS ANY OF THOSE 

danforth:

iamnotmelcowan:

burningbrooklynbridges:

mediamattersforamerica:

How Fox News covered women’s issues this morning. 

excuse me while i throw out all my simple, statement clothes while screaming battle cries at the top of my lungs from now until the end of my tiny human existence

I assume “simple, statement clothes” are clothes that state that you are a simpleton who enjoys talking to other simpletons on a television channel for simpletons.

Fox News is a waste of electrons. 

KimberlyMolinaro: POLYGAMY CALLED THEY WANT THEIR HAIRDO BACK. 

Ps., this bitch just finalized her DIVORCE.