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cmconnors: shiningstar: haygirlhay: sparkleneely: laurenkaye: vh1: 17-Year-Old Ali Lohan Seemingly Procures Entirely New Face [TheFABlife] I can’t get over this. wait. no this is NOT possible. that is someone else pretending to be ali lohan and laughing at us right? this 17 year old girl did not get a brand new face. and a worse face at that.  Dina Lohan: you are a fucking monster.  I’m of the opinion that a little bit of cosmetic enhancement is probably okay, but that people tend not to ever get just a little bit, and then THINGS LIKE THIS HAPPEN THAT ARE DECIDEDLY NOT OKAY. Me and Jesus need to have a lil talk over this right here.  This honestly can’t be real.  What. The. Frig? kimberlymolinaro: GUYS! It’s the crack. And the not eating. Ok and a nose job. 

cmconnors:

shiningstar:

haygirlhay:

sparkleneely:

laurenkaye:

vh1:

17-Year-Old Ali Lohan Seemingly Procures Entirely New Face [TheFABlife]

I can’t get over this.

wait. no this is NOT possible. that is someone else pretending to be ali lohan and laughing at us right? this 17 year old girl did not get a brand new face. and a worse face at that. 

Dina Lohan: you are a fucking monster. 

I’m of the opinion that a little bit of cosmetic enhancement is probably okay, but that people tend not to ever get just a little bit, and then THINGS LIKE THIS HAPPEN THAT ARE DECIDEDLY NOT OKAY.

Me and Jesus need to have a lil talk over this right here.

 This honestly can’t be real.  What. The. Frig?

kimberlymolinaro: GUYS! It’s the crack. And the not eating. Ok and a nose job. 

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    If that’s really her then she looks absolutely terrible
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    What the deuce is this shit?!?
  13. eyevonuhhh reblogged this from marfmellow and added:
    What the actual fuck.
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  16. airfrosty reblogged this from marfmellow and added:
    the first before and after pic i’ve seen where the latter is worse visibly… amazing.
  17. allyeatspizza reblogged this from dontyoueverrfeelalone and added:
    I’ll give you the tan, but are you effing kidding me about everything else?! Like you really wanna tell me you don’t see...
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  21. dontyoueverrfeelalone reblogged this from marfmellow and added:
    i don’t think she got plastic surgery. she changed her hair color, she lost some weight and she lost her tan. also, the...
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  24. marfmellow reblogged this from sequinsandsideeye and added:
    LMAO @ I need to take to my bed after seeing this.
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    Prepared for all the unfollows, but she doesn’t look like a “light-skinned Kim Kardashian” she looks like a freaking man
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  29. kimberlymolinaro reblogged this from cmconnors and added:
    GUYS! It’s the crack. And the not eating. Ok and a nose job.
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  32. tongalh reblogged this from vh1 and added:
    I was wondering what the hell happened to cute Ali. When I saw this thumbnail I thought it was Russell Brand. O_o
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